"Dragon Chinese Cocktail Horoscope"
Cat No.: CHO-1034

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LYRICS 3. Ads For Feelings
I couldn't sleep I was watching the night it was throwing little pebbles at the the back of my head I was building a city for one sawing legs off my childhood bed I was thinking I should be more concrete like the offices of d-list whores don't waste time with the panty-waist types and the losers of the wars my ears were ringing from your victory screech they were echoing your deafening credo like a terrorist's victim in europe I staggered out in a horrible speedo someone was blamed for all the hot sandals and the ones that filled up with sand you should be sued for that horrible cell phone you should have to lose a foot or a hand I know a man who has a ready opinion and it's a truly insufferable thing when the wholesome has married the loathsome can you tell me what gift I should bring? I can't escape from his eager McFace his tawdry crush on Mayor McCheese is it better to blow civilization than it is to force it down on its knees live with the people of the shared silver tongue it's just one tongue I don't know how they clean it I think they sleep in a hydrogen bath and what they say they seem to mean it we play traditional western strip volleyball and the loser gets set free I think they must have hydrogen eyes they say it's hard for them to see